seifukucat:

here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art

wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work

oh

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gundamnjack:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

that is so badass

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sirshon:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

excuse u penises are adorable

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galaxys4:

Someone was mean to me on the Internet.com… >:(

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.‿. DO

•‿• NOT

〇‿〇 TOUCH ME

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jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

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insane-lyawesome:

gamsee:

juanutella:

hakagure:

MY PHONE JUST LIKE FREAKED OUT AND FLASHED A BUNCH OF RANDOM COLORS AND THE APP I WAS ON CRASHED AND THEN MY BACKGROUND WAS SUDDENLY THIS

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN MY PHONE BACKGROUND WHY DID IT CHANGE TO THIS IM GOGIGN TO CRY

swaggy.

thank you for that

I LITERALLY JUST SAT AND LAUGHED FOR A SOLID THREE MINUTES WHAT IS AIR?

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